14523 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Definition of a succubus, can't hate on the hustle though
14526 (0 Points) 2 years ago
I hope he doesn't have foreskin. Uncircumcised guys are nasty.
14528 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Sorry bust your bubble but every guy has foreskin... some just aren't snipped!
14572 (0 Points) 2 years ago
damnnn... distracted by the cute girl. i'll admit... it's happened to me before.
14588 (0 Points) 2 years ago
#3... what the fuck does that have to do with anything?
14634 (0 Points) 2 years ago
haha i totally am gonna have to try that, girl needs a new pair of shoes!
14664 (0 Points) 2 years ago
You all are missing the obvious... something is definitely wrong with her face. It looks like she's practicing her "Two-Face"... she better watch out or Batman will show up to whoop some ass.
14680 (0 Points) 2 years ago
she was clearly making a face for the distraction pic lmao holy fuck this shit is HILARIOUS O_O new tactic to use!!! hahaa XP
14690 (0 Points) 2 years ago
Who the fuck keeps their wallet on a bar? I think the OP is full of shit and just looking for attention. Oh wait, that's every OP on MDP
14938 (0 Points) 2 years ago
You should work on improving as a person, stealing is not you do. If you are gonna steal at least dont be an idiot and brag about it on the internet...
15580 (0 Points) 2 years ago
if the girl really got his wallet she is a hustler...nice guys finish last on this one haaha
43236 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Dude is that mike!? that worked at gamestop hahahaha
14480 (0 Points) 2 years ago
good technique. I will watch out for that trick!