Big Bitches of the world unite... so we can all burn you!

i've got the matches :]

CATTLE CALL

Man the Harpoons

They are manned, we brought out the big guns. The anti tankass 4k. Still in development but I think this is a good test for it.

Go to hell. Ya'll are probably ugly ass bitches anyway. Big women are beautiful and one day there will be no fucking skinny bitches left. So enjoy you're fake ass barbie's while you can!

CAN I GET AN AMEN!!!!!

There will be no more skinny chicks left cuz you heffers will eat them all

You spelt "heifer" wrong. That is the correct way of spelling it. Besides skinny bitches don't taste that great so us big girls won't be eating them.

.... Ummmm, actually if you put some Bbq sauce on 'em they aint half bad... just saying.

Did you just admit that you've tried eating a normal or skinny girl? I've only eaten them sexually and it's been smooth sailing thus far. Outside of finding big girls to be gross I don't trust big girls cuz stuff can get lost in the folds, like old cheetos, funyons, yo yos, Jimmy Hoffa and the list goes on.

Dude the bbq thing was a joke. Only 400lbs bitches eat ppl and I'm only 195. Besides you forgot Elvis, I'm sure I've got him in a fat roll here somewhere.

ive eaten out a skinny chick too, i agree, smooth sailing my friend :]

I don't like anorexic skinny girls. Skinny is ok, but if I can see your ribs then that's disgusting to me.

ummm nay mam, im pretty much against seein yalls stretch marks when you wear anything showing any skin. soooo, join the eskimos, but be careful not to eat them, they'll be your only friends.

Sorry if this offends you, but big bitches don't do it for me and a lot of guys. Big girls may need love, but not from me.

indeed... they just gotta pay

fuck big bitches, :] im skinny and proud and i fucking loooooove food :] i just know to work out after :]

We should talk... I do good work:)

:] hehe

Ya'll can call me fat all you want. But seriously at least come up with some new materials. Oh yeah I'm a whale, I'm a cow! Dude seriously?! Be original. No one's called me an elephant yet, any takers?

Elephaaaaaaaaaaant!

Thank you, next time don't wait for me to give you one. Ya'll are smart you cn come up with some new ones yourself :)

Ever heard Manatee?

yes I have good try tho. A for effort

tehe you're my new best friend :]

Hootnanny! They is some ass big pants!

could make like 10 kites out of that shit

actually their a 16/18 so u can only make 2. But my old pants u could get like 5 or so. But I've actually lost weight since

Ok, so I'm bored with this. if any of you actually had a brain you'd know that in that position and take into account that I'm bloated as fuck in this pic (I aint gotta tell you why) you'd know that I may be fat, but not nearly as fat as you think. Thank you to those of you who had creative fat jokes, you've brightened my day, but to the rest of you, jesus learn how to rag on someone properly. I mean really?! The person you are making fun of shouldn't have to tell you what to say... That's just lame!

Alright listen up you rude ass fakes!! This girl in the picture you guys keep raging on? Ya that would be my best friend in the whole fucking world!! So wat if she is on the heavy side? I am in a size 3 and still chill wit her! So if yall make fun of fat people honeslty that just makes you stuck up and stuck up people who think there better then everyone else mean shit to me you people seriously need a reality check! people who rag on other people is cuz they r insucure about themselves and need someone to make fun of so they feel better!! This girl in the picture she is apsolutly beatuifull! If you guys r so high class tell me who you are so i can see your pics!! Yall probley look like chewed up busted mole rats!! N seriosuly yall must be skinny if your makeing fun of her so why arnt u guys running? Sense bigger peopel eat little people? Learn how to rag and comment so seriously go backk and relearn how to potty train!! Step up yo game!! I will beat yr ass like a fucking drum stick go brat dat dat!! So if yallr done wit yr pussy ass jokes and realize why you are really makeing fun of her u let me kno~~ Hmmm. Y dnt u come up wit a better joke like? Ha yr fat or somthing? None yall said tht! So and ya she is bent over the chair lol you guys r probley little boys who realize u cant handle her cuz yr who who and bigger then my pinkey~~ N you girls commenting! Yr probley just mad cuz u kno in the backk of your head either your man wanna do her or u wish u did not have a assback!!! Anways when yall r readyyy to step uppp yr immature game u let me kno~~~ N if any of you guys have anything to say to me let me kno i will give u my email!!! <3 Thnks very much/ I just wasted 1 min of my life and u probley wasted 20 cuz its to long for short attion spand!!!! Alwaysss Aprill<###

Now that you got everything off your chest, why is it wrong to not want to fuck a chick who's pussy weighs 13 lbs shaved. The thought of sexual acts on that frame are disturbing to me. Outside of playing fuck the fold, what else can be done? Her trying to sit on a guys face would be on 1000 ways to die as the worlds worst helming accident. You'd need a hydraulic lift to pick her up. You'd get bounced like a moon bounce trying to go doggy. You would need to buttress the fat for missionary. That pretty much just leaves fisting as a viable option. That's cool if that's your thing, but you'd probably come back with an empty milk crate, back issues of Food and Wine and the twinkies she stuffed up there as an experiment to see if they really preserve the same over time.

You are an amazing trash talker. High five! But sad thing is that it's true

holy shit, i think i love you :] lol

For this to work though, you have to like the following A. being talked to like a whore B. being tossed around (hair pulling, spanking, slapping, biting, the usual) C. the "good" choke D. you must not possess any backdoor shyness. If you possess these things I might be in love too :) LOL Oh, nipple rings are a huge plus :)

hmmm A through D covered, easily :P however, no nipple rings, i got my belly button pierced and not for the whole "omfg im so fucking hot and im skanky!" no more like, fuck it im 18 now why not lol

I don't think it's wrong not to want to fuck a fat chick. I hate skinny guys and girls. We all have our preferences. My boyfriend is the only one I need to impress and he thinks I'm sexy. And since some of you are extremely predictable I will answer the questions I know you're going to ask. Yes, I really do have a boyfriend. He's not fat nor is he a chubby chaser. We don't need any of the above for sex because as I've said I'm not even 200 lbs so there'd be no use for that. And the things about finding food and wine up there is absurd! No fat girl is going to waste it by putting it inside her she would eat it. Seriously use your brain! You obviously know nothing of the inner workings of a fat bitch! But anyway, yall can feel free to check out my Facebook. I have plenty more pics I bet you'd love yo have a crack at. If anyone's interested just leave a smartass comment :)

Awwww April I love you but its all good. We as a society will always judge others. I guarentee u I'll see a skinny girl and say "Oh look that bitch wishes she were Paris Hilton!" but I love you girl! Mara + April BFFL

Bloating and bending over can't make you 265 lbs, just saying

I'm not 265 lbs. Learn to read

Shit, look like 320 to me, goddamn

Oh, 195 is better, if you're a 6'3" male... come the fuck on, you're tiny (height wise) you look like stay puffed from ghostbusters

I'd rather be 195 at 5'2 then 265 at 5'2 so yes it is better. And just so we;re clear not gonna be a fat ass forever. I diet and exercize, I'm very active for a big girl. this is the biggest I've been in awhile and I'm getting back down to the weight I need to be at, besides I'm happy being me whether I'm fat or thin. I'm alive and I'm healthy, and that's all that really matters (although I can't wait to fit into my skinny jeans again)

you go girl! you held your own. my sis is kind of on the heavy side, but as soon as anyone says anything about it she tears up and eats more. you get massive props for being you and not giving a fuck. also, mad fuckin props to your best friend, shes cool people :)

Only thing she can hold is a burrito

I don't like burritos

tacos?

Nope. Not big on tacos either.

Thanks, I used to be like that, but then one day I realized people will always have something to say and I could stand to lose a few (and by a few I mean 50) lbs. Tell your sis I said that Big girls are always beautiful :)

her problem right now is that shes almost 30, over weight, and isnt married. and shes mad that me her 19 yr old sis is engaged :/ so ive tried that route, but she pretty much just hates me

Well then bitch slap her. Cause she shouldn't hate you just because you found love and she didn't! Congrats on the engagment btw :)

thank you very much :) and i couldnt do that, i love my sis, i just wish she loved herself

Lol I know. My sis is big too and she used to be a plus size model. I honestly thing she is still the most beautiful woman I've ever met, but all I hear about is how fat she is :( but her and I are going on a diet together and then the gym so maybe she'll be happy. I just hope one day you're sister will learn to love herself. Do you have a facebook? You should add me if you do.

lol i have a fb, but my fiance made me deactivate it for a month, its kinda a bet actually to see how long i can go without it

lmao, that sounds like something my bf would do. I'd have to stab him tho, this is how I talk to my friends lol. Well when you get back on let me kno :)

Awh thank u!! Im just standing up for whts right! Unlike these immature pricks on here! lol

195 at 5'2... That's like a fucking earthball. Your puss must weigh like 7 lbs.

Not even close.

Where r the black dudes at? They'd hit that

My bf would knock 'em out if they tried.

You're dude couldn't take some popeye's chicken eating motherfucker. Those negros are HUGE

Dude my man is like 6'5 and when it comes to me it wouldn't matter he'd knock anyone out!

funny how "That Gay" an "this whore" fell in love commenting on a picture....the big girl wins....you two get the gay award for an internet relationship. dumb little bastards