38284 (3 Points) 1 year ago
I'd slap her with my cock even if that wasn't my sink.
38120 (0 Points) 1 year ago
OMG LMFAO i havent heard that in so long! this is y i dont have parties at my house cuz jackasses not usin the toilet
38151 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Stay away from the tanning bed! You look like you just rolled around in some doritos!
Sloppy Joe (-4 Points) 1 year ago
buttaface...in this case you need a paper bag....fuck it lets just kill her and put plastic bag over head and fuck her corpse...
38177 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Think about rigor mortis and it's effect on the penis... I wouldn't want to be the dude that had to call the ambulance to pry the corpse off his cock.
38750 (0 Points) 1 year ago
Gotta love yet another one of those chicks who thinks taking a pic while peeing/pooping is sexy as long as a bit of skin is showing. FAIL......epic epic FAIL
38066 (0 Points) 1 year ago
id slap that bitch with my cock if that was my sink